The archive
What actually happened.
The story is a parody. The timeline is not. Every item below links to its source.
- Sept 29, 2026
The order
The White House signs "Inaugurating The Era Of Super Intelligence". Federal agencies must say "Super Intelligence" or "SI". The words "Artificial Intelligence" and "AI" are no longer acknowledged in official work.
- Sept 29, 2026
The accord
Tech executives sign a voluntary "White House Accord on Superintelligence" at a lunch. The accord itself does not require anyone to rename anything.
- Oct 4, 2026
"No more AI, call it SI"
Musk confirms SpaceXAI will be renamed SpaceXSI: "No more AI. SI. It's better."
- Oct 9, 2026
@TeslaSI
Tesla's AI account on X quietly becomes "Tesla Super Intelligence", handle @TeslaSI. No announcement. The company itself is not renamed.
- Oct 2026
SI
A small robot with a name tag notices that his name was two letters, and that both of them are now gone. He becomes a coin.